Highlights

The King of Clubs is taking over San Diego!
Halloween is almost here... Have you made your plans yet?

Here's a great way to spend one of the craziest nights of the year. All your favorite people, amazing D.J's, the Rubber crew and more all to take place under one wild roof at the Hard Rock Hotel in beautiful San Diego, CA.

Come join everyone on Halloween Night, Saturday October 31st at the RUBBER HALLOWEEN and the Official Playboy Halloween Party.

Featuring: RICHARD VISSION, The STARKILLERS, D.J. Beej, Danny Love, Eric Cubeechee, Chris Garcia, Tony Arzadon, Icy Ice

Don't miss Club Rubber's return to San Diego at this hotel-wide event, THE ENTIRE HARD ROCK HOTEL spanning across 3 floors and 4 venues, including pool area and the entire open are level used for Intervention.

Buy tickets online @ http://www.wantickets.com/affiliates/EventDetail.aspx?id=379&e_id=74858

This event will hit capacity, and tickets will go up, so get'em fast and arrive early!

Doors open at 8:00pm for this Special Event.

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Happy 234th Birthday Marines!
The United States Marines represent the best young men and women our Nation has to offer. To be a Marine is to be a member of America’s warrior class—to be one of the few who steps forward with the courage and conviction to face whatever dangers await. Our Nation expects her Marines to be ready when the Nation calls; to leave family and the comforts of home behind; to march into battle under austerity; and to come home under a victory pennant.

From Al Anbar in the west of Iraq, to Helmand Province in the south of Afghanistan, our Corps of Marines can always expect to be found where the fight is the toughest. Such is our history. Today, as we write the final chapter on our victory in Iraq, we will increasingly take the fight to the enemy in Afghanistan and add new pages to our legacy in places like Delaram, Now Zad and Garmsir. One day we will return to our naval heritage and patrol the high seas with our Navy brothers. Such is our future.

As we celebrate our Corps’ 234th birthday, we first pause to reflect and pay tribute to those Marines who have given the last full measure in defense of freedom. We extend our deepest gratitude to our Marine Corps families—the unsung heroes who endure hardship and sacrifice so that we are able to go forward and accomplish any mission. We extend our appreciation to our countrymen who have answered our every need. And we celebrate the magnificent men and women who willingly and selflessly continue to go into harm’s way to protect this great Nation.

To all who have gone before, to those who wear the uniform today, and to the families that give us the strength to forge ahead—I wish you all a heartfelt 234th birthday!

Semper Fidelis,

James T. Conway
General, U.S. Marines

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Valentine's Day
What kind of IDIOT came up with the concept of “Valentine’s Day”? It could NOT have been a male of heterosexual prowess. Every year, guys in relationships throughout the country, are dealt this unavoidable, shitty hand. Not only is this “holiday” completely ridiculous and disingenuous (we’ll get to that later), but it’s financially inconvenient being that it comes just a few weeks after the holidays where you most assuredly spent a small fortune on toys, clothes, jewelry, and various other things you will never use and/or enjoy.

We find ourselves OBLIGATED to plan some elaborate, special, and most importantly, EXPENSIVE date. Some girls will say things like “I don’t care what we do”, or “whatever you plan, I’ll be happy with”, or even “we don’t have to do anything”…don’t let this fool you! They are flat out LYING! The first thing they will do is call all their girlfriends and tell them what a complete dirtball you are for not “caring” about them on such a “special day”.

So what’s the point of Valentine ’s Day, really? Is it to show your partner how much you love them? Is it to have a nice dinner? Maybe it’s just to spend some “alone time” with one another?? If you chose A, B, or C, you are WRONG! None of these are correct! The real reason as to why MEN do this is not to get laid but to avoid NOT getting laid for the foreseeable future. Most guys won’t admit this to their girl due to the fact that they don’t want to jeopardize what I just mentioned above, but it’s the truth. Obviously there are exceptions to the rule, but we’re not talking about those pussies.

Now if you’re a guy, you’re probably thinking, “What can I do to avoid this day?” Sadly, NOT MUCH! If you really want to be free of such foolish “traditions”, just go back to being single. Your wallet and penis will thank you later.

You’re welcome!


Andy

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