How about them Dodgers!?!?
That's right boys and girls, the Dodgers are heading to he National League Championship Series to face the Phillies!

I can't even begin to explain how stoked I am. It's been 20 long years since they even won a playoff series. Like I predicted earlier in the season, my Dodgers will win it all this season!

Our pitching is ridiculous, Manny is on a different planet, and we have the best manager in baseball.

As for you Angels fans, buahahahahahah!! One more game and you're OUT!

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Warren G & Dj Fashen's Birthday Bash tonight!
Come down to sutra tonight. We have the one and only Warren G performing alongside DJ Fashen!

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So I got Pee'd on this weekend.
More on that title in a second. So this past weekend was an interesting one to say the least. For the sake of less than full disclosure, I won't be elaborating full details on it because...well, I'd like to keep my friends. Anyway...

Saturday was another eventful day @ one of Don's pool parties. Reason for the celebration, Taylor's Bday...but from the looks of it, it seemed like everyone was partying like it was THEIR birthday, this beaner included. The day started off fairly normal with a little rockband, cocktails, and joe biting people. What seemed to be a normal get together with friends turned into anything but.

So as the day went on, more and more people arrived and more more drinks were consumed (especially by me). I felt the need to get extra intoxicated since my partner in crime, jessee "papi", wasn't around...someone has to be the token drunk mexiCAN right? I was having my usual drunk, political talks and I was roaming around taking pix for a bit. Although I didn't shoot as many as I would have hoped. There was another photographer there who probably has way more and far better content than what I shot, so if you're reading this right now, hit me up so I can get your photos, gracias.

Getting back to my story. Where was I, oh yeah...intoxicated and roaming. Now this is where the day gets a little blurry. All I can remember and recall from looking at pictures is this much...whipped cream fight in don's restroom, joe getting naked (shocker!), Jessee and Steve arriving to debauchery, jacuzzi fun, and loud house music...not in that particular order but you get the gist of it. So somewhere along the line of all this fun, I ended hanging with a girl which shall remain nameless...for now!

This is where the title of this update becomes relevant. Said chick grabs my hand and we start making out...not even 3 seconds into it do I feel like someone dropped their drink on my feet. I pull away and this girl is laughing her ass off, I look over to my buddy Steve and he says "dude, she pissed on you!!". To be honest with you guys, i didn't know what to think at that point. I was grossed out but I also couldn't help but laugh. Probably under any other circumstances, this would have not been such a good moment but I actually shrugged it off and went with it...hey, I was completely annihilated, gimme a break.

So the night went on...and we all kept going. Jumped back in the jacuzzi a few more times and roamed around Don's for a bit more and witness something I really didn't want to see...STEVE! And by the way buddy, were you really waving your hand in the air while doing...well...you know, CLASSIC! But hey, all in all it was an awesome day/night/morning! Many thanks to Don for being a great host and Happy birthday Taylor!! Can't wait for the next one! :)

Oh and Sylvia, payback's a bitch!! :)

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So you think you Dance??
This is my friend Joe, aka Joe Show. The video below is of joe and his fishy whore from the kandy kruise, enjoy!

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Don't want to get too political on here...
...but I couldn't resist posting this interview.

Ladies and gentleman, this is a Vice Presidential candidate. No really!

You thought that MetroLink accident was a train wreck, check this shit out.



...oh and btw, If you disagree with me or you want to add your 2 cents about my political opinions, feel free to go fuck yourself! Just Kidding! Email me, would love to hear from ya.

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...and in other breaking news...
Clay Aiken is gay! Shocker! I don't know about you but I'm in complete shock over here.

No one saw that one coming. Good for you Clay, now you no longer have act as if you're a straight man. Cheers!

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Sarah Palin - Are you f***ing kidding me?
Say what you want about Barack's experience but even republicans will have to agree, this Vice Presidential candidate is a joke!

Is it just me or was that "photo op" with world leaders today in new york a fucking embarrassment. Did the McCain campaign really set up these meetings to show the country that she can hold her own with foreign policy? Does he think the American people are that retarded? I mean, COME ON!!!

Can we please come to our collective senses as a nation and elect the obvious choice?? thanks

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DJ AM & Travis Barker
People are dying in a senseless war, global warming is causing enormous storms, genocide is being committed in darfor, and our economy is going down faster than a $2 Tijuana hooker and you guys are more concerned with DJ AM & Travis Barker...really??? Wtf is wrong with this picture??

Don't get me wrong, it sucks that they got injured and even worse that those other ppl died in that plane crash, but should that really be your priority??

here's a tip, turn off MTV and turn on CNN!

just my 2 cents

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